Barely Legally

Confessions of a Moot Court Bailiff

Overheard in a Law School Elevator

A: “Man, Constitutional Law is seriously the third time I’ve had to read Lawrence v. Texas [wiki] [cornell]”

B: “Third time?  What was the third?

A: “Criminal Law, Family Law, and…”

B: “Your self defense?”

Even the “dude, you’re gay” jokes in law school are complicated.