Barely Legally

Confessions of a Moot Court Bailiff

Only Wikipedia

It’s not the world’s most accurate resource on lots of things, I’ll concede. But do you know how much a subscription to Helicopter Prison Escape Quarterly costs? It’s not worth the expense, in my expert opinion. Just go read the Wikipedia article. My favorite on the list is Pascal Payet, who has apparently escaped from prison in a helicopter three(!) times.

Just think of the Wikipedia articles in fifty years: the List of Jetpack Prison Escapes is waiting for us, in the future.